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Total Medals Earned: 65 (From
10 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 1,065 Points
Brawl Royale
NoLegs
Unlocked 7/18/09
5 Points Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
5 Points Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
Red Mage
Unlocked 7/18/09
5 Points That's not even a real sword.
5 Points That's not even a real sword.
Tonberry
Unlocked 7/18/09
5 Points Go back to your cave.
5 Points Go back to your cave.
Yoko
Unlocked 7/18/09
5 Points Farukon Paaansh.
5 Points Farukon Paaansh.
Black Waltz
Unlocked 7/18/09
10 Points Wololo.
10 Points Wololo.
Lazarus
Unlocked 7/18/09
10 Points Ma gun's bigger.
10 Points Ma gun's bigger.
Mecha
25 Points
Systems failure imminent.
Natalie
25 Points
Go back to kitchen.
Canti
50 Points
Master the guitar.
Masochist
50 Points
Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Goku
100 Points
Save the universe from evil.
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Medals Earned: 7/12 (50/300 points)
Epic Battle Fantasy
Beholder
10 Points
Slay the tentacle beast.
Defender
10 Points
Slay the sentinel.
King Slime
Unlocked 5/5/10
10 Points Slay the giant slime.
10 Points Slay the giant slime.
Mecha
10 Points
Slay the giant robot.
Regice
10 Points
Slay the Pokemanz.
Goku
50 Points
Slay your undead god.
Warrior
50 Points
Beat the game on Normal difficulty.
Hero
100 Points
Beat the game on Epic difficulty.
Knight
100 Points
Beat the game on Hard difficulty.
Secret Medal
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Medals Earned: 8/18 (100/460 points)
Epic Battle Fantasy 2
Battle Cat
10 Points
Bring NoLegs to the battlefield.
Giga Golem
10 Points
Master the elements.
Guardian
10 Points
Smash up an elite sentry.
Invincible
10 Points
Survive with 1HP remaining.
Kitten Kart
Unlocked 5/8/10
10 Points Destroy the cat's mobile fortress.
10 Points Destroy the cat's mobile fortress.
Max Radiation
10 Points
Fire the Ion Cannon for the first time.
Minigamer 1
10 Points
Get 5000 points in part one.
Minigamer 2
10 Points
Get 6000 points in part two.
Noob
10 Points
Kill yourself.
Oblivion
10 Points
Swept away by waves of fire.
Sand Worm
10 Points
Eat worms for breakfast.
Zombie Hydra
10 Points
Slay the undead dragon.
Middle Tier
25 Points
Beat the game on Normal Difficulty.
Minigamer 3
25 Points
Get 10,000 points in survival.
Sword Master
25 Points
Try out all swords.
Beast Master
50 Points
Complete the bestiary by scanning all foes.
Leet Tier
50 Points
Beat the game on Hard Difficulty.
Overkill
50 Points
Hit the damage limit of 99999.
Valkyrie
50 Points
Defeat the final boss and save the world.
God Tier
100 Points
Beat the game on Epic Difficulty.
Medals Earned: 1/20 (10/495 points)
Gretel and Hansel
Baby Steps
Unlocked 5/12/10
5 Points Make Gretel walk for the first time.
5 Points Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Slingshot Breakfast
Unlocked 5/12/10
5 Points Obtain the slingshot
5 Points Obtain the slingshot
Bitch Slap
Unlocked 5/14/10
10 Points Shoot mom in the face
10 Points Shoot mom in the face
Honey Horror
Unlocked 5/12/10
10 Points Get Bee Death
10 Points Get Bee Death
Sucked Dry
Unlocked 5/12/10
10 Points Get Spider Death
10 Points Get Spider Death
Time is Running Out
Unlocked 5/12/10
10 Points Get the clock
10 Points Get the clock
Electra Complex
25 Points
Get Dad Carriage Death
Gretel Unit
25 Points
Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Here is Mommy!
Unlocked 5/12/10
25 Points Get Axe Death
25 Points Get Axe Death
Kain
Unlocked 5/12/10
25 Points Kill Hansel
25 Points Kill Hansel
Kiss That Cyuke
Unlocked 5/12/10
25 Points Get Rabbit Death
25 Points Get Rabbit Death
Pecking Order
Unlocked 5/12/10
25 Points Get Crow Death
25 Points Get Crow Death
Pest Removal
Unlocked 5/12/10
25 Points Trap the squirrel
25 Points Trap the squirrel
The Flamer
25 Points
Get Fire Death
Clockspert
Unlocked 5/12/10
50 Points Solve clock puzzle
50 Points Solve clock puzzle
Get Stoned
Unlocked 5/12/10
50 Points Get all 10 stones
50 Points Get all 10 stones
Pop, Rock and Drop It
50 Points
Drop all ten stones
Grimm Master
100 Points
Get all 10 deaths
Medals Earned: 13/18 (275/500 points)
Human Centipede: The Game
Reading Rainbow
Unlocked 5/26/10
5 Points Read through all of the intro and instructions text
5 Points Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Grave Damage
10 Points
Destroy 100 tombstones
Hop A Cop
10 Points
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Nice Aim
25 Points
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
Raise The Roofie
25 Points
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Speedy Pedey
25 Points
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Antivenom
50 Points
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Donut Break
50 Points
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Pede Gatherer
50 Points
Achieve 50,000 points
Cop Killa
100 Points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Pede Master
100 Points
Achieve 100,000 points
Secret Medal
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Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/550 points)
Larry And The Gnomes
AAAARRG!!
Unlocked 6/16/10
5 Points Kill 10 Gnomes while enraged
5 Points Kill 10 Gnomes while enraged
Destruction
Unlocked 6/16/10
5 Points Kill over 50 Gnomes
5 Points Kill over 50 Gnomes
Meet the Mage Master
Unlocked 6/16/10
5 Points Fight the Boss in ACT I
5 Points Fight the Boss in ACT I
Warm Up
Unlocked 6/16/10
5 Points Complete the Tutorial Level
5 Points Complete the Tutorial Level
Accidental Archeologist
10 Points
Discover ancient Skull Statues
ACT I
Unlocked 6/16/10
10 Points Complete Act I
10 Points Complete Act I
Power Kill
Unlocked 6/16/10
10 Points Kill a Gnome in one hit
10 Points Kill a Gnome in one hit
ACT II
25 Points
Complete Act II
Bash the Boar
25 Points
Fight the Boss in ACT II
Blood Lust
25 Points
Sever 20 Gnome heads in a row
Decapitation Retaliation
25 Points
Kill an entire Level of Gnomes with the heads of other Gnomes
Mass Destruction
Unlocked 6/16/10
25 Points Kill over 100 Gnomes
25 Points Kill over 100 Gnomes
ACT III
50 Points
Complete Act III
Fight the Freak
50 Points
Fight the Boss in ACT III
Mitten Hand Ninja
50 Points
Kill an entire level of Gnomes with nothing but your bare hands
ACT IV
100 Points
Complete the Game!
Battle of the Gnome King
100 Points
Fight the Gnome King!
Convenience Mining
100 Points
Collect 15 Precious Gems
Sword Connoisseur
100 Points
Find all of the 8 hidden Cameo Swords
Secret Medal
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Medals Earned: 7/27 (65/1,000 points)
Level Up!
Gem Collector
Unlocked 5/16/10
5 Points Collect 100 Gems.
5 Points Collect 100 Gems.
Time Waster
5 Points
Play to day 7 and beyond.
Gem Connoisseur
10 Points
Collect All Giant Gems.
Gem Hoarder
10 Points
Collect 400 Gems.
Moving the Mail
10 Points
Find all the checkpoints in the level.
Dashing Course Legend
25 Points
Beat the Super Dashing Course in under 25 seconds.
Fountain of Knowledge
25 Points
Fill out every entry in the Codex.
Gem Addict
25 Points
Collect every Red Gem on the Level.
Mad Skills
25 Points
Buy every skill.
Grinding Maniac
50 Points
Max out every single level type.
Heartbreaker
50 Points
Defeat Nightmare with only 1 LOVE level.
Insomniac
50 Points
Complete the game without ever sleeping.
Obsessive
100 Points
Get 100% completion.
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/390 points)
Score!
Deaf
Unlocked 5/19/10
5 Points The sound of silence...
5 Points The sound of silence...
Frotteurism
5 Points
It's just too hard to resist...
Hospitalized
5 Points
Let's take this outside!
Quitter
5 Points
Only losers give up and go home alone.
Rejection
5 Points
Love hurts.
Scooter Rooter
5 Points
Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
The Flash
5 Points
Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Thirsty
5 Points
Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
Violence
5 Points
Put em up.
Alpha Male
10 Points
Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Beached As
10 Points
Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
Booze Hound
10 Points
Drink til you drop.
Cock Block
10 Points
Chicks before dicks.
Hungry
10 Points
They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
Sleazebag
10 Points
Can anyone say... Date rape?
Experimenting
25 Points
Proven to double your chances!
Multicultural
25 Points
Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
True Gentleman
25 Points
Treat her like a lady.
2's Company 3's...
50 Points
...a hell of a good time!
Casanova
50 Points
There's clearly no one that you can't please!
Score!
100 Points
You are officially the master of scoring!
Medals Earned: 1/21 (5/380 points)
Sydney Shark
AirbusA380
Unlocked 5/21/10
25 Points Take down the Airbus A380
25 Points Take down the Airbus A380
BAEHawk
Unlocked 5/21/10
25 Points Take down the BAE Hawk
25 Points Take down the BAE Hawk
BroadcastHeli
Unlocked 5/21/10
25 Points Take down the Broadcast helicopter
25 Points Take down the Broadcast helicopter
CH46SeaKnight
Unlocked 5/21/10
25 Points Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter
25 Points Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter
CrocodileJet
Unlocked 5/21/10
25 Points Take down the crocodile jet
25 Points Take down the crocodile jet
DHC2Beaver
Unlocked 5/21/10
25 Points Take down the DHC 2 Beaver
25 Points Take down the DHC 2 Beaver
HH65Dolphin
Unlocked 5/21/10
25 Points Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter
25 Points Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter
Kayak
25 Points
Crush 10 kayaks
NuclearRocket
Unlocked 5/21/10
25 Points Nuke Sydney
25 Points Nuke Sydney
Orca
Unlocked 5/21/10
25 Points Eat 60 pieces of Orca
25 Points Eat 60 pieces of Orca
Sailplane
Unlocked 5/21/10
25 Points Take down the sailplane
25 Points Take down the sailplane
UFO
Unlocked 5/21/10
25 Points Take down the UFO
25 Points Take down the UFO
Zeppelin
Unlocked 5/21/10
25 Points Take down the zeppelin
25 Points Take down the zeppelin
Horse
Unlocked 5/21/10
50 Points Kill 9 horses
50 Points Kill 9 horses
Passenger
Unlocked 5/21/10
50 Points Kill 30 cruise ship passengers
50 Points Kill 30 cruise ship passengers
SkyDiver
Unlocked 5/21/10
50 Points Kill 10 sky divers
50 Points Kill 10 sky divers
Secret Medal
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Medals Earned: 15/17 (450/525 points)
Toss the Turtle
Acupuncture
Unlocked 5/14/10
5 Points Get skewered on spikes
5 Points Get skewered on spikes
Gold Star
Unlocked 5/14/10
5 Points Launch the Turtle
5 Points Launch the Turtle
Jump Man
Unlocked 5/14/10
5 Points Smash a goomba
5 Points Smash a goomba
Novice
Unlocked 5/14/10
5 Points Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
5 Points Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Question Mark
Unlocked 5/14/10
5 Points Find the hidden button
5 Points Find the hidden button
Amateur
Unlocked 5/14/10
10 Points Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
10 Points Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Drunk Driver
Unlocked 5/14/10
10 Points Blow up a jeep
10 Points Blow up a jeep
Harrasment
Unlocked 5/14/10
10 Points Crush an angry ground creature
10 Points Crush an angry ground creature
in Space
Unlocked 5/14/10
10 Points Reach space
10 Points Reach space
Strong Armed
Unlocked 5/14/10
10 Points Get punched by a banana
10 Points Get punched by a banana
Abducted
25 Points
Get caught by a UFO
Icarus
25 Points
Get burned by a sun
Persistent
25 Points
Play over an hour
Professional
25 Points
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Radioactive
Unlocked 5/14/10
25 Points Use a nuke
25 Points Use a nuke
Addicted
50 Points
Play over 2 hours
Golden Shell
50 Points
Buy everything
Master
50 Points
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Traveler
50 Points
Total over 1 million feet
WorldsEdge
100 Points
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 11/20 (100/500 points)